Dear everyone, considering my classmates next year, my survival rate is probably lower than 5%. After all, there's kx in there, and he's been spending time under the therapy sessions of Andrew, there's Wangbo there, there's Weishuen there, there's Chen Yue there, there's Teck Chye there, there's Edith there (who i am somewhat scared of like Andrew's reaction to JQ), Nikki, who i know as a saddistic... (i think this term's wrong) GIRL, and what i believe is around 9 new students, one of which might be contesting for the Faiz's place in terms of weight (my ex-classmate from hwachong successfully transfered to NUSH) and i could continue, but i believe that list is sufficient. Therefore, if i die in the next two years (likely going ot be the first.) due to mental insanity, suicide, high blood pressure, or chanyue murdering me, i would like: Brendan, firstly, to have my savings, so that he can plant a few hundred-odd dollars worth of high explosive under the chair of whoever it is who got me killed. Next, Andrew to have my magnesium, 'cos after all, what could he possibly do with it? Then, Jean to have my hoodies so she can finally stop f*cking borrowing them from me. Kelvin will get my acoustic guitar, Joshua, the cheaper of my two electric guitars, Arif, my classical, Andrew, my amplifier (cos, once again, what could he do with it?), Cyrus, my other electric, so that he'll finally SHUT UP about them, Nick (no, not you, i'm referring to my exclassmate.) to have my iPod, KX to have my handphone so that he can spam ppl even more, JQ to have my rubiks cubes (what's the proper plural? LOL.) Zheyu, to have my pillow, Kelvin to have my laptop. There, that's about it. Oh, and my guitar capo's are to be shared with the ppl who get my guitars. Joshua doesn't get one, cos he already has one.

Oh, and Joedi to look after my imaginary friends for me.

Signed,
Isaac.


(Note, some points have been exaggerated for fun. This is not my legal will.)