Junfu don't kill me for this, but here it goes:

Junfu Junfu the kid-loving clown, if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown.
Junfu Junfu the kid-loving clown, if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown. Heeheheheeheh

Junfu's in his Junfu car, pockets full of change, lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
All the kids love Junfu for the presents that they get
Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes.
Hi boys and girls, my name is Junfu the clown,
(Children: HI JUNFU!!!!)
And I really love you boys and girls, really, really.
But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out stale tootsie rolls to you little rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
to Junfu's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.
Really, really.....

Junfu, Junfu, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Junfu, Junfu, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

We go to Junfu's clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Junfu's crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Junfu's lap there's never any chairs
Junfu likes to tickle us and give us funny stares!

-Oh gosh! I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Junfu's lap-


JUNFU YOUR TRUE COLOURS HAVE BEEN UNVEILED!!!!! SWINE DO NOT THINK OF DENYING ANY LONGER!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!! JIANG FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!!