Have you ever wondered why your peers hate you so much?
Have you ever wondered why you screw up every single test?
Have you ever wondered why people keep calling you an idiot?
Well, wonder no more, 'cos this is the idiocy test, a test that accurately reflects
the magnitude of your idiocy.
Take the test, ask your peers to take the test, ask your teacher, or parents even.
Compare your score and find out who's the greatest idiot of all!
Idiot.

Q1. What is your favourite colour(in the spectrum)?
a) black
b) white

Q2. Are you claustrophobic?
a) yes
b) no

Q3. What do you do most of the time at home?
a) Sleep/slack/play
b) Mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug

Q4. Are you taking this test?
a) Yes.
b) No.

Q5. Do you like dogs?
a) yes
b) no

Evaluate your results!
Q1. a) Idiot, black isn't a colour. No way can you find black on the visible spectrum.
b) Idiot, white isn't a colour. It's a combination of all the colours of visible light.
Q2. a) Non-idiot.
b) Idiot.
Q3. a) Idiot.
b) Non-idiot.
Q4. a) Idiot.
b) Non-idiot.
Q5. a) Idiot.
b) Non-idiot.

Now calculate how much you got over 5! Eg, If you answered for all five questions and got three 'idiot's and two 'non-idiot's, your score is 3/5.

Now it's time for the idiocy formula! This is a very complicated mathematical formula that has been proven by mathematicians all over the world to reflect the magnitude of your idiocy!

IQ - EQ + id[CAP% * (your score in the previous questionnaire)]-n^2

where IQ is your Relative Intelligence Quotient ( on a scale of 1 to 10),
EQ is your Relative Emotional Quotient (on a scale of 1 to 10),
CAP% is the percentage of your Cumulative Average Points(most recent results)( Convert the percentage into a number over 10.),
The score in your previous questionnaire is x/5,
n is the number of supplementary courses you attend outside school(eg. tuition)
and id is the Idiocy constant, which has been mathematically proven to be 4.351959035.

(note that for parents and teachers who take this test, change CAP% to your salary, and n the number of times you switched jobs.)

Eg, if my IQ is 6 (on a scale of 1 to 10, remember? idiot), my EQ is 8, my CAP% is 7/10, my score is 2/5, and for me n = 6, then my magnitude of idiocy is

6 - 7 + 4.351959035 * 7/10 * 2/5 - 6^2 = -35.781 (3 sf)
Which means that I have a NON-idiocy magnitude of 35.781 (disclaimer: this is not my actual result)

Evaluate your results! If your magnitude of idiocy is
-100 to -75, you are a perfect non-idiot.
-74 to -50, you are 80% non-idiotic.
-49 to -25, you are 60% non-idiotic.
-24 to 0, you are midway between idiocy and non-idiocy. Make up your mind, you idiot.
1 to 4, you are 60% idiotic.
4 to 7, you are 80% idiotic.
8 and above: Congratulations, you are a perfectly idiotic person!